Well it seems that my midnight snack has turned into eggs, toast, and milk.... Sounds healthy enough right? Well I thought so too until I took my morning crap for the past two days and I'll be damned if my shit has turned from a nice and normal brown; to a kind of darkish grassy colored green. Now most people would say that i've eatin too much greens that day, but the problem is I'm on a strict no green diet so therefore, I've had no greens.
This leads me to wonder... Is it my new midnight snack or could i actually be chaning from the inside out to the incredible HULK! Now I know what your thinkin... Adam your a retard, but embrace it for a minute. I have been rather "angry" the past couple weeks/months and if you ask some people years. And doesnt Bruce Banner say "you wouldnt like me when i'm angry" then he changes into the jolly mean green giant. Well I havent actually "hulked" out yet, but I am changing.
Another theory is this... I'm dying. That is less likely outta the two because I feel like i am in the best health of my life. I play basketball till 12:30 in the morning and whoop all those Frankfort losers all day everyday! I eat *cough* healthy... Ok that could be stretching it a bit. Lets just get back to excercise. I excercise vigorously!! So I'm done talking about dying cuz thats just ludicrous talk.
Finally, I could have salmonella, but I dont eat much salmon. =) Apparently, upon further research into the disease it is derived from undercooked eggs... Well huh who'da thunk it? Anyway the symptoms of this disease are diarrhea cha cha cha and green POOP! Although i dont have the other symptoms like a fever or abdominal cramps probably because i take my dose of midol. So I'm all but ruling this out as the cause of my swampy colored excrement.
In conclusion, I will let you, my fellow blogees (I'm tellin you it's gonna catch on), be the doctor and diagnose what you believe could be the problem with me. My personal opinion is that I am slowly changing into the Hulk, based duely on the fact that I have green poop and that I am angered all the time. If you have further questions concerning my well being feel free to comment and I will get back to you promptly....
haha nice on the salmon and i seriously doubt u r turning into the hulk... haha and as far as the eggs and stuff for midnight snack... eggs are not that healthy to be eating a whole lot of them... too much cholesterol...any way good blog!!!
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