Charlie The Unicorn part 1
Charlie The Unicorn part 2
Charlie The Unicorn part 3
9.15.2009
Probably will be offended...
Hope you enjoyed these... I will be posting more as i come across them.
9.14.2009
Who's Side are You on?
Kanye West or Patrick Swayze are fighting for attention on Monday. Kanye West apparently didn't like the choice of the MTV Movie Awards going to Taylor Swift and "swiftly" made his way up on stage and "stole" Taylor's moment. Now I don't know what you all think, but I'm beginning to think this was all a big sham! Last time MTV held an awards show, Eminem and Bruno had a similar altercation which made headlines. So I'm just sayin...
Now moving on to a more sensitive subject. Patrick Swayze has lost his long battle with Pancreatic cancer. The problem with this is, I believe that the Kanye/Taylor fiasco got more tweets then this icon's death. That is why this picture is more fitting than anything I can say.
Now moving on to a more sensitive subject. Patrick Swayze has lost his long battle with Pancreatic cancer. The problem with this is, I believe that the Kanye/Taylor fiasco got more tweets then this icon's death. That is why this picture is more fitting than anything I can say.
9.12.2009
I'm not racist... I voted for Obama!
Well I woulda if I would have been registered to vote. But I feel I voted for him in my heart. Moving on. Tonight was terrible! It all started when this family of color walked into the place of my employment. I say family of color because they had just about all races in their family. Now I have no problem with people of a different ethnicity then me. I have a problem with a person of a different ethnicity than me thinking that I have a problem with them. I have quite a few friends that are not your standard white color and I have quite a few people that I know that are this fleshy white and I can't stands them sons of bitches.
However, tonight it was called to my attention that these two boys, whom will remain raceless, were on the floor. I frantically look over and notice them pushing on each other, or so my racist eyes will fool me. I hastely make my way over to the boys and inform them that horseplay is not allowed in my place of work. If they are caught horseplaying then they will have to exit. Apprently, they did not take too kindly to those words. They went over to their "mother", again im assuming, whom was a different racial tent than the two boys and told her that I was picking on them!
The mother signals for me to come over to her so we can discuss this like two adults. I go to her and she asks me what the problem was. After I tell her my side of the story she, too, tells me that I am picking on her sons. I assure her that this is not the case and that I pick on everyone equally, and she proceeds to tell me "not to be an ass". Also this was said right in front of her young children. Role Model.
This brings me to my point. Could I have turned the tables on this lady and told her that she was picking on me because I was white? Even though she was white too, maybe she had been around the other race long enough to begin to think like them and think that most of America hates black people. I do not hate black people and quite frankly the only person that I believe does hate black people is George Bush and that's only because Kanye West said so! Why is it that every time you get on to a black person in any negatory way they always use the race card.
Sometimes I wish I was black just so I could have that ace on the river to pull out whenever I needed it. That and the repirations would be nice! I can see it now. Aww my great grandfathers daddy was a slave for your grandfathers grandaddy so YOU'Z be givin me money! So in closing if you are of the darker skin tent I have no problem with you. Unless of course you believe I am racist just for doing my job the way I see fit.
However, tonight it was called to my attention that these two boys, whom will remain raceless, were on the floor. I frantically look over and notice them pushing on each other, or so my racist eyes will fool me. I hastely make my way over to the boys and inform them that horseplay is not allowed in my place of work. If they are caught horseplaying then they will have to exit. Apprently, they did not take too kindly to those words. They went over to their "mother", again im assuming, whom was a different racial tent than the two boys and told her that I was picking on them!
The mother signals for me to come over to her so we can discuss this like two adults. I go to her and she asks me what the problem was. After I tell her my side of the story she, too, tells me that I am picking on her sons. I assure her that this is not the case and that I pick on everyone equally, and she proceeds to tell me "not to be an ass". Also this was said right in front of her young children. Role Model.
This brings me to my point. Could I have turned the tables on this lady and told her that she was picking on me because I was white? Even though she was white too, maybe she had been around the other race long enough to begin to think like them and think that most of America hates black people. I do not hate black people and quite frankly the only person that I believe does hate black people is George Bush and that's only because Kanye West said so! Why is it that every time you get on to a black person in any negatory way they always use the race card.
Sometimes I wish I was black just so I could have that ace on the river to pull out whenever I needed it. That and the repirations would be nice! I can see it now. Aww my great grandfathers daddy was a slave for your grandfathers grandaddy so YOU'Z be givin me money! So in closing if you are of the darker skin tent I have no problem with you. Unless of course you believe I am racist just for doing my job the way I see fit.
9.10.2009
Happy September 11th!!
Now I know what you're thinking. "BoB, it's only September 10th!" And you would be correct. Unless you live in China where it could very well be September 11th, or 9th, I'm not really sure what time it is over there. That should be my sub-point. Time should be the same everywhere. What's it matter if the sun is up over here but its not over there. They should just do things at night that we do during the day. Or they should schedule their work and their sleep around the sun and not around the clock. That would make things so much easier in the long run for everyone!
Moving on, September 11th, 2001 was a day that touched everyone in some way. Whether you knew someone that was killed in the towers, you were a fire fighter that went in the tower, or you were like me and rushed to your local gas station to fill up on gas because for some reason you thought that the gas stations were gonna run out of fuel because a plane crashed. Looking back that didn't make any sense at all, but hey I was young and dumb. Either way, September 11th touched you in some way and more than likely you didn't like the way it felt. Kinda like grandpa's dirty corn infested beard when he gives you a kiss, you don't like it, but you have to deal with it.
And deal with it is what we are to do. I propose that September 11th should be a happy day! Not a day of mourning the towers falling, the people dying, or the price of gas skyrocketing! NO! A day of happily remembering all those things. A look back at all the good that has come since that terrible day. I mean, we have liberated Iraq from a cruel and in just ruler. The people over there love us!! We have brought an end to the Taliban in Afghanistan. And ONLY 8 years later we are hot on the trail of the worlds most notorious terrorist. Things are going good.
Edit: Things are really not going that good. Apparently all the people of Iraq do not in fact love us. The Taliban have moved back into Afghanistan, and we still have no idea where that crazed terrorist is hiding.
Irregardless! We have learned to be a more stronger country because of the attacks. We now have a terror alert system. however, I have no idea what to do once it turns red. All in all, I think that a lot of good can come out of making Sept. 11th a national happy holiday. It's already Patriot day, and I don't know about you, but when I think of patriots I think of happy, red, white, and blue mask wearing people supporting the American flag, and jumping around with sparklers. Yeah you see that guy now don't you. Don't he look happy? Yeah that's because he knows that everyone will soon catch on to the fact that September 11th should be a happy day!!
Until then... Stay Happy Blogees!!
And I give to you. A full un-edited version of.......
Moving on, September 11th, 2001 was a day that touched everyone in some way. Whether you knew someone that was killed in the towers, you were a fire fighter that went in the tower, or you were like me and rushed to your local gas station to fill up on gas because for some reason you thought that the gas stations were gonna run out of fuel because a plane crashed. Looking back that didn't make any sense at all, but hey I was young and dumb. Either way, September 11th touched you in some way and more than likely you didn't like the way it felt. Kinda like grandpa's dirty corn infested beard when he gives you a kiss, you don't like it, but you have to deal with it.
And deal with it is what we are to do. I propose that September 11th should be a happy day! Not a day of mourning the towers falling, the people dying, or the price of gas skyrocketing! NO! A day of happily remembering all those things. A look back at all the good that has come since that terrible day. I mean, we have liberated Iraq from a cruel and in just ruler. The people over there love us!! We have brought an end to the Taliban in Afghanistan. And ONLY 8 years later we are hot on the trail of the worlds most notorious terrorist. Things are going good.
Edit: Things are really not going that good. Apparently all the people of Iraq do not in fact love us. The Taliban have moved back into Afghanistan, and we still have no idea where that crazed terrorist is hiding.
Irregardless! We have learned to be a more stronger country because of the attacks. We now have a terror alert system. however, I have no idea what to do once it turns red. All in all, I think that a lot of good can come out of making Sept. 11th a national happy holiday. It's already Patriot day, and I don't know about you, but when I think of patriots I think of happy, red, white, and blue mask wearing people supporting the American flag, and jumping around with sparklers. Yeah you see that guy now don't you. Don't he look happy? Yeah that's because he knows that everyone will soon catch on to the fact that September 11th should be a happy day!!
Until then... Stay Happy Blogees!!
And I give to you. A full un-edited version of.......
9.05.2009
Where in the world is...
Many people may not know this, but a long long time ago in a land not that far away I used to play a game when I should have been doing school work. This was a game where you searched the entire globe using your gumshoe knowledge to track down the most notorious world criminal using only small clues givin to you by hotel clerks, dock workers, or even bartenders at the New Delhi local sports bar. This was my favorite past time when I was in 7Th grade. I used to play it on a simple computer running measly ol Windows 3.1. I played that game everyday and only caught this criminal once. She was a sneaky little bitch. This game was called: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.
After thinking back to this amazing game and how simple it was in theory to find her. I began thinking, Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden? To those of you who don't know who this man is. He's the reason that we are in war in Afghanistan, Iraq, and before you know it, Sudan. He has been blamed for the loss of 2752 American lives on September 11, 2001. He is the leader of Al Queda. He has done all these horrible acts of terrorism against multiple nations, but yet, no one has seen him? How can a man live in "mountain caves" for over almost 8 years and America, the greatest country in the world, can't locate him. I have heard multiple excuses for this and I will list a few and let you decide on the whereabouts of Mr. Laden.
- It has been said that the USA knows exactly where Osama Bin Laden is hiding. We are just using his terror propaganda to manipulate the American people to do what the US government wants them to do
- He is still in the caves in the mountains in Pakistan, we just do not have the technology to find him.
- He's dead. This is the one that I believe is to be the most accurate. I believe he has been dead for a long time now, but no one wants to admit it because we would lose the leverage to continue invading countries "looking for him."
After reading this if you would like some more interesting reading. Try this page 911exposed.org
I do not believe that the American government had anything to do with the attacks on 911, but it has some interesting conspiracy theories
Bitch We Got a Problem
Well it seems that my midnight snack has turned into eggs, toast, and milk.... Sounds healthy enough right? Well I thought so too until I took my morning crap for the past two days and I'll be damned if my shit has turned from a nice and normal brown; to a kind of darkish grassy colored green. Now most people would say that i've eatin too much greens that day, but the problem is I'm on a strict no green diet so therefore, I've had no greens.
This leads me to wonder... Is it my new midnight snack or could i actually be chaning from the inside out to the incredible HULK! Now I know what your thinkin... Adam your a retard, but embrace it for a minute. I have been rather "angry" the past couple weeks/months and if you ask some people years. And doesnt Bruce Banner say "you wouldnt like me when i'm angry" then he changes into the jolly mean green giant. Well I havent actually "hulked" out yet, but I am changing.
Another theory is this... I'm dying. That is less likely outta the two because I feel like i am in the best health of my life. I play basketball till 12:30 in the morning and whoop all those Frankfort losers all day everyday! I eat *cough* healthy... Ok that could be stretching it a bit. Lets just get back to excercise. I excercise vigorously!! So I'm done talking about dying cuz thats just ludicrous talk.
Finally, I could have salmonella, but I dont eat much salmon. =) Apparently, upon further research into the disease it is derived from undercooked eggs... Well huh who'da thunk it? Anyway the symptoms of this disease are diarrhea cha cha cha and green POOP! Although i dont have the other symptoms like a fever or abdominal cramps probably because i take my dose of midol. So I'm all but ruling this out as the cause of my swampy colored excrement.
In conclusion, I will let you, my fellow blogees (I'm tellin you it's gonna catch on), be the doctor and diagnose what you believe could be the problem with me. My personal opinion is that I am slowly changing into the Hulk, based duely on the fact that I have green poop and that I am angered all the time. If you have further questions concerning my well being feel free to comment and I will get back to you promptly....
This leads me to wonder... Is it my new midnight snack or could i actually be chaning from the inside out to the incredible HULK! Now I know what your thinkin... Adam your a retard, but embrace it for a minute. I have been rather "angry" the past couple weeks/months and if you ask some people years. And doesnt Bruce Banner say "you wouldnt like me when i'm angry" then he changes into the jolly mean green giant. Well I havent actually "hulked" out yet, but I am changing.
Another theory is this... I'm dying. That is less likely outta the two because I feel like i am in the best health of my life. I play basketball till 12:30 in the morning and whoop all those Frankfort losers all day everyday! I eat *cough* healthy... Ok that could be stretching it a bit. Lets just get back to excercise. I excercise vigorously!! So I'm done talking about dying cuz thats just ludicrous talk.
Finally, I could have salmonella, but I dont eat much salmon. =) Apparently, upon further research into the disease it is derived from undercooked eggs... Well huh who'da thunk it? Anyway the symptoms of this disease are diarrhea cha cha cha and green POOP! Although i dont have the other symptoms like a fever or abdominal cramps probably because i take my dose of midol. So I'm all but ruling this out as the cause of my swampy colored excrement.
In conclusion, I will let you, my fellow blogees (I'm tellin you it's gonna catch on), be the doctor and diagnose what you believe could be the problem with me. My personal opinion is that I am slowly changing into the Hulk, based duely on the fact that I have green poop and that I am angered all the time. If you have further questions concerning my well being feel free to comment and I will get back to you promptly....
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