9.02.2009

Neighbors just don't Understand!


I came home from yet another day of grueling work today, and started my shower for a refreshing wash down. I got my ipod all ready, got my clothes all picked out, and got in. I'm jammin along to the latest Eminem diss track "The Warning" when suddenly to my suprise I hear a banging on the wall. I pull back the shower curtain and pause Slim's raps and listen carefully. I hear nothing. I resume my bathing while now listening to him sing about how his mother gave him valium and lots of drugs when I once again hear the banging. Yet again I pull back the curtain, pause the music, and listen closely as my neighbor proceeds to yell at me through the walls. "Turn that awful shit down!" She yelled to my shock!

How could this lady believe that the multi-platinum superstar Eminem aka Marshal Mathers aka Slim Shady aka White Rapper is shit? If more than a million people agree that he is good enough to buy his cd then he cant be shit. Can he? I mean, possibly, if I would have turned on some Jay-Z or maybe even some LiL Wayne she would have liked it better and would not have proceeded to put dents in her walls to yell obcenities about the worlds greatest rapper.

I just do not know anymore. I goto Rap Basement and read all the posts how they say Slim has "fallin off" and "doesn't have it anymore" and I think to myself. Maybe you're tastes have changed. When I was younger I used to love spinich. I wanted to get strong to the finish so I ate's me spinich. Now I can't stand the shit. Maybe that's how people are these days. Their musical taste buds have changed and they no longer like the kind of tones that Mr. Mathers is putting out on his albums. I must be still the same old lame rap listening fan that I was back then, because I still believe Eminem entertains me and I will continue to buy each and every one of his cd's that he puts out.

Now moving back to my neighbor. I respect your opinion on the fact that you think Eminem is shit, and I will try to limit my jamming of Eminem while I take showers from now on. However, I will begin to jam other fine rappers until we find that we can both agree on. If not, we'll just have to agree to disagree!

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